Real receipts. Reality checks.
Spend less.Get roasted.
Upload a receipt. Get a funny, personalized callout on your spending habits. Keep the insight, share the smoke.
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Roast ready
On fireThe verdict
YOUR KITCHEN HAS FILED A MISSING PERSON REPORT.
Heat level
SAVAGE
The three-step roast
NO SPREADSHEETS. JUST RECEIPTS.
- 01
UPLOAD THE EVIDENCE
Snap any receipt. We read the line items and total the damage.
- 02
CHOOSE YOUR SPICE
Go gentle, savage, or drill-sergeant. Same truth, different heat.
- 03
GET ROASTED, THEN SHARE
Receive a smart roast card built for your group chat or your feed.
The joke has receipts
FUNNY FIRST. USEFUL AFTER.
Behind each roast is a clear signal: repeat spending, delivery creep, or a subscription you forgot was alive.
YOUR VOICE.
Pick the roast personality that tells the truth your way.
YOUR CALL.
Review every card, hide the details, then decide if the group chat gets it.
Before you upload the evidence
STRAIGHT ANSWERS.
Your cart history called